Selling Potentially Dangerous Animals: Is That PetSmart?

Several Pacu in an aquarium. (Flickr.com/hb9252)

On a trip to PetSmart yesterday to get a new goldfish for my son Jack, I was dismayed to find a tank filled with Pacu. I know most of you just went “huh?” Most pet stores bill Pacu as “vegetarian Piranha,” but the truth is this little fish can be even deadlier than its Piranha cousin.

Pacu are mainly found in South America, and it was believed that this species were herbivores. That belief was incorrect. Even though Pacu don’t have a mouth full of razor-sharp teeth like Piranha, they do have teeth (that resemble human teeth) and they are omnivorous.

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Could You Eat 50 McNuggets?

Earlier in the week, you could get a 50 piece Chicken McNuggets at all Magic Valley McDonald’s for just $9.99. We bought 200.

It’s unclear where the idea came from–It could have been KOOL 96.5′s Nate Bird, or News Radio 1310 KLIX’s James Tidmarsh–but 95.7 KEZJ’s Brad Weiser answered the challenged and 95.7 KEZJ’s Terry West tagged along for the ride (despite not having a gallbladder) and there was a Chicken McNugget eating contest. Continue reading “Could You Eat 50 McNuggets?”

NEWS FLASH: Vampires Are Monsters

Imagine the scariest serial killer you can then add inhuman strength and speed. Now multiply the serial killer’s number of victims by a power of 50: that’s a vampire.

Vampires do not glitter. According to myth vampires aren’t beautiful. Vampires aren’t generally the marrying kind. Vampires kill people to survive, usually nightly, or until they’re stopped.

Vampires are horrible creatures that kill everything.

For my take on vampires, try ‘Darkness’, book one of the Wraith Chronicles, now available on iTunes for iBooks.